5 reasons why no one’s giving your kid edibles this Halloween
This article on Leafly.com discusses all of the “logical” reasons why no one would give your child a Cannabis edible as a Halloween candy. While I agree with the premise of the article (because I am “logical”), it does not take away the fact that the world is full of illogical, mentally deranged, morons who take great pleasure knowing that they’ve potentially hurt someone.
The article is written with humor, so I can only imagine it is intended to be entertaining and not something that anyone with any sense would take seriously. At least I hope not.
The writer lists “Cost” as one reason someone would not hand out edibles in large quantities. Yup, that’s logical, and likely correct. However, it might not matter if someone is just bent on messing with one child. Perhaps it’s the paper boy that pisses them off because he has lousy aim and keeps throwing the paper into the bushes. Or, perhaps it’s the child of the new “family of color” that moved in down the block, because he’s a psycho-conservative that hates every non-white!
At any rate, the world is full of nut-jobs looking to hurt someone, so please, this Halloween, encourage (no, insist) your child not to eat any Halloween candy until you’ve had time to look through it all and inspect it.
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween!
The 5 Reasons
- Time: No one would take the time to do this
- Money: No one would waste the money to do this
- Doorbells: Stoners hate to answer the door
- Humor: Why would anyone do this if they can’t witness the results first-hand
- Legalization: Because it’s not legal
