Eight Hanukkah Lessons I Learned from Smoking a Menorah Bong

The Grav Menorah is a bong with eight bowls you can hit at the same time.

Although I’ve been trying to reconnect with my Jewishness all year, I almost didn’t celebrate Hanukkah this time around on account of the fact that I don’t own a menorah, and it’s honestly been so long since I indulged in the festivities I forgot how to play dreidel.

But then Yahweh came to me in a dream and reminded me that there exists a bong so holy, it can inspire even the most secular of Jews to partake in the festival of lights.

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